Aside – Travelling Light

Hellchimps Gin Bar

So when packing for your most recent holiday, did you really pay enough attention to the things that matter the most? Yes, we are obviously talking about how much gin to pack, and how much to buy once you are there.  Luckily the Chimps are here to advise on how to make sure you don’t go short when you are away.

A seagull contemplating stealing gin

Following the Chimps’ simple rules will ensure a happy and fulfilling break.

  • Take enough different gins to make sure you can blog each day. Even if you decide you can’t be a**ed.
  • Take at least 3 “quaffing” gins so you don’t get bored but you can get p*****d
  • Surprise your fellow Chimps by bringing a mystery gin – and sulk if they don’t reciprocate
  • If you find yourself on holiday with a sulky Chimp, buy them a new gin at the first opportunity 

Following these simple rules will ensure an enjoyable holiday for all. Keep checking the blog for the next installment soon.

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