How can a chimp take photographs of gin bottles? I know this is a question many of you shriek out loud whenever you read a new posting. (We know this after substantial market research, and also listening in to your phones – forget “Hey Siri”, the magic words are “Hey Chimpi”)
Well it isn’t poor paw control that makes this gin bottle look wonky – it is in fact “cock-eyed” (and we are not talking about some dodgy Love Island-based gin tie-in).
If we concentrate on the contents of the bottle for a while, them 3 Pugs have done well. If you think a chimp can’t take pictures then you probably don’t think pugs can distill spirits – but think again. They have thrown a paw-full of orange into the mix and you can tell. The Chimps are contemplating putting this one onto their quaffing shortlist.
8.5/10 (The extra 0.5 from Education Chimp who is already stalking full bottles of this online as I type)
We recommend drinking enough of this until the bottle appears to be straight…..