Orangutans are not Chimps. They are big and orange. If they had a gin blog I’m sure they would say that it was a great gin blog. The best.
I’m sure they would also rate Dover Strait as a really amazing gin. Such a great gin.
I’m sorry orangutans but we disagree. In fact we are building a wall of our old gin bottles to keep it away from us. It’s gonna be such a great wall. The best.
4.5/10
Making American gins grate again…
(The bottle has a warning from the Surgeon General saying “it may cause health problems”. We agree.)