Are there any Welsh Aber tribute bands? The chimps understand that Aber means Abba in Welsh. That’s what we have been told anyway…
And, as Aber told us when we were tiny chimps in the 1970s, the winner takes it all, and the loser drinks Aber Falls.
I think Aber have been spending too much time sewing sequins into their spangly jump suits and not spending enough time on the gin making. Tell the beardy one and the slightly pudgy one to stop messing about with songs and musicals and making squillions and sort the gin out.
5/10
Does your mother know you made this gin?