Malfy Gin Rosa

Yum yum yum….

I recall in the distant past that certain chimps said some nonsense about not liking flavoured gins. Silly, silly chimp. (Note – please do not read any earlier posts on this blog. Fake news.)

So let’s put the record straight. Chimps say put pink grapefruit in your gin. Especially you lovely Italians.

Oi Boris – you better not put not put any tariffs on imported Italian gin or you will have some angry chimps to contend with. That long blonde fur you spout doesn’t stand a chance against chimpy paws with a gin grudge….

In summary YUM – chimps like this a LOT. Buy it now before Boris takes it away….

9/10

YUMMY