The chimps are well known as style icons. To assist the rest of the population in looking as good as us, we are launching our own range of chimpwear.
The initial item of chimpy-bling is this irresistible pin badge featuring the now-iconic hellchimps logo.
Unfortunately, only 10 were made, and some of the more lax chimps have already lost theirs.
We will make more if anybody wants one.