Trust the chimps…. We don’t do it deliberately you know. We pick a gin to taste at random from our extensive gin cellar, and it turns out it’s from Greenland! As soon as we open it that bloody orangutan was round wanting to buy it off us. No. Go away. Even though you claim your …

The observant chimps amongst you may notice that the image above this text is slightly at an angle. “Skewiff” if you will. The chimp that took that picture is also typing this review. After drinking that gin. Hic. We have a code of conduct at Chimp Towers that employees should not work under the influence …

Are there any Welsh Aber tribute bands? The chimps understand that Aber means Abba in Welsh. That’s what we have been told anyway… And, as Aber told us when we were tiny chimps in the 1970s, the winner takes it all, and the loser drinks Aber Falls. I think Aber have been spending too much …

Sorry we have been tardy in telling you about gin but we have been busy arguing about our new logo and generally pulling out clumps of fur. However, all you doomers and gloomers and naysayers who wanted us to remain logoless will have to suck it up because we are back…

Yum yum yum…. I recall in the distant past that certain chimps said some nonsense about not liking flavoured gins. Silly, silly chimp. (Note – please do not read any earlier posts on this blog. Fake news.) So let’s put the record straight. Chimps say put pink grapefruit in your gin. Especially you lovely Italians. …

Northern. 6.5/10

The Chimps buy their smalls at M&S. They do a very good line of monkey boxers. They also appear to be surprisingly quite good at gins too. This zesty number contains Seville Oranges apparently. While we definitely don’t want to M&S to start putting orange peel in all their products (keep it out of my …

No we are not tasting a new Hipster Gin but just reporting on how many gins are in the pipeline for blogging on the near future. If you are interested in any of the following, please stay tuned…

Orangutans are not Chimps. They are big and orange. If they had a gin blog I’m sure they would say that it was a great gin blog. The best. I’m sure they would also rate Dover Strait as a really amazing gin. Such a great gin. I’m sorry orangutans but we disagree. In fact we …

Benefits Chimp has just asked if the gin tasting Chimps have ever disagreed over a gin. Have we ever “come to fisticuffs”? We don’t always fully agree over the gins we taste, but we usually come to similar conclusions. And one common theme is we don’t like gins that have been messed with. So on …