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Conker Dorset Dry Gin
TechChimp · Posted on October 29, 2018August 13, 2019

The famous ponies have wandered freely in the New Forest for centuries.  It would appear they are now foraging for botanicals to stick in Conkers Dorset Dry Gin.  I’m sure the hooves get in the way of the delicate gin making process, but us Chimps admire them all the same. We are not 100% sure …

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Lazy Chimps
TechChimp · Posted on October 29, 2018August 13, 2019

Well the Chimps are back relaxing and quaffing , but this time we are travelling light. Only a few quaffing gins this time, and one or two tasting gins for blogging about. You will hear more about these soon….

Sir Robin of Locksley Gin
TechChimp · Posted on August 30, 2018August 30, 2018

Fi and gadzooks, he scoundrel Sir Robin has evaded  my clutches once again! Or that would be what the Sherrif of Chimpingham would have said if he had not managed to get his paws on a quaffing bottle of Sir Robin’s rather excellent gin.  The Merry Men have been gathering botanicals around South Yorkshire and …

The Orangery
TechChimp · Posted on August 30, 2018August 30, 2018

Too orange-y for Chimps! Well not really, but if you are as old as the Chimp colony, then you will remember the Kia-Ora catchphrase.  However we are Chimps not Crows, and we quite like the strong hints of orange in this dry gin. One of the better gins we have tasted so far during our …

3 Pugs Gin
TechChimp · Posted on August 25, 2018August 25, 2018

How can a chimp take photographs of gin bottles? I know this is a question many of you shriek out loud whenever you read a new posting. (We know this after substantial market research, and also listening in to your phones – forget “Hey Siri”,  the magic words are “Hey Chimpi”) Well it isn’t poor …

Aside – Travelling Light
TechChimp · Posted on August 23, 2018August 23, 2018

So when packing for your most recent holiday, did you really pay enough attention to the things that matter the most? Yes, we are obviously talking about how much gin to pack, and how much to buy once you are there.  Luckily the Chimps are here to advise on how to make sure you don’t …

Turncoat Cascade Gin
TechChimp · Posted on August 23, 2018August 23, 2018

Hello again. After a long hibernation to rest our weary minds and livers, the Chimps are back together by the sea.  We also have our tasting hats on (as well as our quaffing fur and tippling pants.) The first gin to get our tastebuds tingling this summer is Turncoat Cascade Gin, apparently “Made In Liverpool”. …

Pickering Gin
TechChimp · Posted on April 5, 2018April 5, 2018

Ow! TechChimp has just had some wax down his nail and now has a sore paw.  All in aid of clawing his way into this tiny bottle of Pickering Gin which is sealed tightly with a waxy bung. The Chimps are divided over this gin. Maybe it is because of his hurty paw, but TechChimp …

Raisthorpe Gin
TechChimp · Posted on April 5, 2018

Eh up – the Chimps do like a Yorkshire Gin every now and then. Apparently you can drink this one in your Jim-jams, so that’s what we are doing. Oh…. No, we misread that – Raisthorpe also do Gin Jams.  Whatever, we are in our jammies now so it’s a few gins followed by a …

Edgerton Pink Gin
TechChimp · Posted on March 31, 2018March 31, 2018

  The Chimps are trying to think of things that are better when they are turned pink. Panthers….. Not really gin though. This rinky-dink Gin was a slightly underwhelming, if pretty tipple for shallow Chimps who prefer style over substance. 5/10 – “not unpleasant, I’ve had worse” – EducationChimp

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